That's all folks.

Justin is 28 years old and I remember taking him trick or treating when he was a baby. It was shameless sugar extortion. We were poor starving college students. The Halloween sweets may have lengthened our life. Emily is going to a party this evening instead of knocking on the doors of our neighbors. Is it the end of an era or just a blip on a lengthy string of Townsend tricksters?

And is she even sporting a costume, I mean our address includes the word Oklahoma? Well, barely. Those boots may not have seen the inside of a barn but they were purchased while standing beside three cowboys and I don't mean OSU fans. Does that count toward authenticity or can it pass for dress up?